Eldritch (884) Winter 1906 results and news

Here are the results, with very interesting press! Let's try to hang on and keep on moving, deadlines or not.

Results

Austria-Hungary

Build F Tri

Russia

Remove A Ukr

Press

Austria-Hungary

To Turkey:
Thanks, it looks we are off to a good start. Please let Albania to Ionian Sea in spring, and please support yourself to Ionian Sea in fall (if my F Ionian Sea bounce somewhere with the English fleet, I would like to retreat it forward, you know). About Sevastopol, I will be making moves against Russia so that you can have a good chance getting it in spring, and if we don't succeed in spring, we try again in fall. I assume it's the army you're moving in unless you say otherwise in your press.

As for future builds - I plan on having three fleets at most. Two in the west, and one in Adriatic for defensive purposes. I would of course appreciate it if you'd stay at one army, but understand if you feel you need another. I hope you can send at least three fleets west, though - we need to eject the English fleet from the Med, and after that if we could help France hold Mid Atlantic (or regain it, if he has lost it), that'd be good - and if France's position has been weakened a lot by the time we get in position, perhaps we'll have to take and hold it ourselves.

Turkey

austria -- ok. i'm glad you chose the way you did, sorry for the previous rant. however, i would ask that, in addition to tunis for sevastapol, that we dmz albania & serbia. my fleets will not be a threat to you; however, i would prefer that your armies head northward; rumania's acceptable, of course, i just would prefer not having to worry about any other of your armies.

now, as for the coming spring: i suggest moving tyrrhenian sea to west med, and albania to adriatic. i will move into ionian sea. in the east, i'll support myself to sevastapol; you support yourself to ukraine, and move serbia - rumania.

thus, in the fall, if i am definitely able to take tunis (which i should be able to do, i believe, but is not definite), i will back out of sevastapol and support you into it. and you will definitely be able to take warsaw, as well.

is this agreeable?

Grey Department

Heidy-Ho, neighbors. I was beginning to think that some of you were going to have to be replaced; kind of sad, for a "Top of the Dip Knights" game, don't you think?

Anyway, where were we? Oh, yes. Winter, 1906.

Austria:
Finally chooses an ally. And starts to look like the top pick to win this thing. I like that you finally chose someone; your back-and-forth was getting to be a bit much. However, asking Turkey for Sevastapol in exchange for Tunis? That's some cajones grande. Turkey's sitting at 5-will-be-6 (after taking Sevastapol or Tunis) you're at 9-will-be-11 centers (after taking Warsaw & Moscow, and however the Sevastapol thing comes out). That's the entire 17 center eastern half, and you're at a 2:1 advantage over your "ally?" Hope Turkey doesn't wake up and realize he's being shafted. (Oops, did I say that? :) Me, I'd offer Tunis and Naples to Turkey without cost, period, in exchange for his building nothing but fleets. 9 to 8 split, yes, which might not be to your favour, but he'll be able to blockade England (or France? yeah, right) out of the Med, and you'll be much more easy-minded, knowing that he won't be able to touch you at all (and vice versa, I'm sure), nor will he be in the mind to, since you're actually keeping things even, instead of lopsided. But that's your funeral.

England:
Options are beginning to narrow. The whole Austria-Turkey thing limits you greatly, because they'll have 16 of the 17 southeastern centers locked up by the end of next year, no matter how much help you give Russia. So what to do, what to do...

Make peace (if possible) with France; his moves last turn were rather innocuous, and as long as your southern fleet is busy against the Med Fleet, France shouldn't be too concerned. Help Germany to re-grow at Russia's expense; nothing to be gained by keeping the gentle giant alive, since he won't be able to keep himself alive anymore, and you need Germany's central home centers to build. Get the stalemate lines enforced, and maybe Austria and Turkey will turn on each other yet again; hell, look at how often the two have been at war already this game, it's just a matter of time.

Or you can go for the win. But France & Germany won't go down without a fight, and Russia will -- except not in your favour -- and Austria will get the jump.

France:
Where you go from here is up to you; you're the kingmaker in this equation. Whoever you fight now -- Austria or England -- the other will gain as a result. So the question isn't who should you fight, since either way doesn't help you.... but who's willing to offer more to you, in exchange for your assistance? How much are you worth to England, or Austria? They need to pony up to the auction block, and let the highest bidder win. Don't let yourself get walked on, just because you have to fight someone. You don't; you can just sit and let them both fight it out elsewhere....

Germany:
You stay alive. Well done. Maybe you can convince England that you're more valuable than Russia? I'd think so, if I were him.

Italy:
Good riddance.

Russia:
Once again you're silent. Once again you get attacked, primarily because you're silent. Once again your tactics are ineffectual and entropic; you can't win without action. And now you probably can't win.

So what do you do? Speak up! Act! Turkey and Austria are in an uneasy alliance not because they need each other, so much as because they both needed you and you failed them miserably. England can't save you forever; and perhaps, he won't. After all, Germany's still around, and is much more capable and vocal.

So either speak up, or go silent into that cold night.

Turkey:
I can only think of Fool's Gold. Or maybe Zirconium. Yes, it -- the Austrian offer -- looks pretty, and sure its nice, but is it worth the paper its written on? As pointed out previously, he has a 2:1 advantage over you, with the split as it is now. If you agree to this, he wins. If you don't, and he agrees to let you even up, then nobody wins, and it's a 3-way draw between England and Austria (or 4-way, if France gets a cut). If you fight, it's an English win. Tough decision.

I guess its a matter of who deserves it. So, who deserves it? Austria, or England? Or neither?

Overview:
Odds of winning:
2 to 1: Austria
4 to 1: AEFT Draw
17 to 3: AET Draw
17 to 3: England
19 to 1: AT Draw
19 to 1: AE Draw
49 to 1: Turkey
49 to 1: France
32 to 1: Other outcome

New contest:
Alright. We know who the players are, and we know who the countries are. So, who am I? Which country, and which player?

Send your picks to the GM, with your reasonings for both. After the game's over, the most accurate picks (tiebreaker: most accurate reasons) will win... I don't know yet. I'll figure out something.

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